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Selling a Cow

Monday, August 11 by anand

Nasreddin’s wife suggested that her husband sell their cow because it did not give much milk anymore. Nasreddin accepted the suggestion and planned to take the cow to the market the next day.Early in the morning on the next day he had arrived at the market. He choose the best place to sell his cow. The place was near the main entrance so that most of the people would see him there with his cow.

Many people came and asked for information about the cow. Nasreddin always said, “ We decided to sell this because it does not give us much milk anymore. So, if you buy it you will not get much milk either. But, it surely will push you with the horns when it gets hungry and there is no grass before it.”

Of course, nobody was interested in buying the cow. Therefore, until about midday the cow was not sold yet. Nasreddin was very tired. Many times he swept the sweat from his face with his white handkerchief.

One of his friends, who was a merchant, came to the market. He saw Nasreddin trying to sell his cow. He also paid attention to the way Nasreddin offered his cow. Then the merchant came to him.
“ Nasreddin, I think you will not sell your cow if you offer it in that way. Let me help you,” said the merchant.

Nasreddin gave the cow to the merchant. And the merchant started walking and pulling the cow behind him. Nasreddin sat and saw his friend.

Every time he met a man, the merchant always said,” See this cow. She is very healthy. No cow compares to her. If you buy her, you will not be disappointed. She will give you many bowls of milk every day. Don’t be late. Buy her right now.”

A man seemed very interested in the cow. He came to the merchant and started bargaining it. Nasreddin saw the way his friend tried to sell his cow. He also saw the man bargaining it. Then he rushed toward them. Quickly he snatched the rope from his friend’s hand and said,” Fool, if it could give us many bowls of milk every day, we would not sell it.”

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